I'm a professional writer, and have been since I was sixteen years old. Over the years, I've written comic books, novels, short-stories, humor, book reviews, fake news articles, screenplays, and television shows. I'm the proud dad of two daughters, Cara and Rachel. You'll be hearing about them again, I'm sure. Rachel and I live in Los Angeles, in the San Fernando Valley. Cara lives in the Washington, D.C. area.